Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.Husband: do I look like a gardener?Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.

Husband: do I look like a carpenter?…..Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!Wife: no its not me.

Husband: who then!Wife: our neighborHusband: you paid him how much?

Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s ex….Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!! READ MORE BELOW