Set aside all of your preconceived notions about tattoos. Your world is about to be rocked by Melissa Sloan. You heard correctly—this British mother has an amazing collection of over 800 tattoos! Sloan’s ink fixation, which covers most of her face, is out of the usual.

Our inked-up heroine has spent the last ten years creating her extreme look, as the Daily Star revealed. She gets three tattoos a week on average, which may surprise you. What a commitment! She drives her van sometimes and lives at home, because why not?

The story becomes more complex. She is very passionate about her children, but five of them have stopped talking to her. Sad? Perhaps. Still, Sloan’s two youngest children?

They support every new design she creates and are her biggest fans.But Sloan’s commitment to body art has cost her. Because of her tattoos, she has encountered direct rejection from employers and has found it almost impossible to get work. She told the Daily Star up front, “I’m having trouble finding work. I won’t be allowed there. Because of my tattoos, the company where I work as a toilet cleaner rejected my application.