JOKE OF THE DAY: Teen’s hilarious meltdown

The bond between father and daughter is something very special. It’s not for nothing that boys fear meeting their girlfriend’s father for the first time. They often do so with good reason – something this hilarious story goes to show!

I laughed out loud when I read the last line, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!
The dad tells what happened:

“‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,’ my daughter exclaimed as she stormed into the living room. ‘Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.

After that, sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Disown me, never talk to me again, and don’t forget to write me out of your will—leave my share to my brother.’

She didn’t quite say it like that, though. She actually said… ‘Dad, this is my new boyfriend.’”One night after a fun and enjoyable date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:

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