Carrey’s vision for The Groundlings promises to be as unpredictable as his filmography. Insiders reveal he plans to launch a “Dadaist Night” where performers must incorporate random audience objects into scenes, and a “Method Improv” intensive where students maintain characters for 72 straight hours (à la his Man on the Moon Andy Kaufman transformation). The theater’s board reportedly fought for months to land Carrey, who turned down a Bruce Almighty sequel to take the role. “Jim doesn’t just teach comedy—he weaponizes joy,” said Groundlings CEO Lyndsay Hailey.

The news has sparked frenzied reactions from comedy royalty. Former Groundlings member Melissa McCarthy tweeted, “RIP to anyone thinking they’re safe from his rubber-faced wrath now,” while In Living Color alum David Alan Grier warned, “Hide your props and your sanity.” Even non-comedians weighed in—Elon Musk posted a GIF of Carrey’s The Mask with the caption “LA’s chaos quotient just increased 400%.”

Carrey’s first official act? A midnight “Caffeine & Chaos” workshop starting tonight, where students will develop characters based solely on emergency room intake forms. “We’re not here to get laughs,” he told reporters with mock seriousness before breaking into his Liar Liar truth-twitch. “We’re here to explode reality.” With Carrey at the helm, The Groundlings may never be the same—and Hollywood is already bracing for the aftershocks.