Watson’s role will see her lead an innovative seminar series titled “Fiction as Feminist Resistance,” examining everything from medieval mystic Julian of Norwich to The Handmaid’s Tale through an intersectional lens. The position—crafted specifically for her by Oxford’s Gender Studies faculty—includes a groundbreaking partnership with the Bodleian Libraries to digitize marginalized women’s writings. “Emma doesn’t just quote Bell hooks; she makes hooks’ work sing to Gen Z,” said Professor Amia Srinivasan, who spearheaded the appointment.

The news has sparked a firestorm of reactions worldwide. Malala Yousafzai tweeted “Finally, someone will make Foucault fun,” while Little Women director Greta Gerwig posted “Professor Watson grading essays in crimson ink is the sequel we need.” Even critics who questioned Watson’s academic credentials were silenced when Oxford released her 87-page proposal for “The Feminist Imagination Project,” a radical plan to embed gender studies curriculum in UK secondary schools.

Watson will begin her tenure this autumn, commuting from her sustainable Oxfordshire farmhouse. When asked how she’ll balance teaching with acting, she quipped: “I multi-task like Hermione in O.W.L. season.” Her first lecture? “Wandless Magic: Everyday Acts of Feminist Rebellion.” The queue for tickets is already stretching to the River Cherwell—proof that even after Hogwarts, Emma Watson still knows how to make education magical.