A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week.
This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don’t forget to pack my new blue silk pajamas?”
The wife sensed something was off but, being a good wife, she followed his instructions and packed everything he asked for.After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself. The wife immediately bombarded him with questions about the trip: how it was, if he caught any fish, and so on.
“Yes, I caught plenty—lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,” he replied. Then, with a puzzled look, he added, “But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”The wife smirked and said, “Oh, I did! They were in your fishing box.”
A doctor and a lawyer are chatting at a party, just trying to relax.
Related Posts
10 Minutes ago in Oregon , Matt Roloff was confirmed as…See more
Ten minutes ago in Oregon, it was confirmed that reality TV personality and farmer Matt Roloff has been officially named [insert announcement/role/milestone]. The news quickly spread among…
DOCTORS CONFIRM Mark Consuelos’ ICU EMERGENCY | Kelly Ripa Shattered
The first signs didn’t roar—they whispered. They came like missing keys, like tiny cracks in the surface of an ordinary day. Mark forgot a line in a…
She married an millionaire and the next day she… See more
Soudi Al Nadak grew up in the quiet English countryside. By her early 20s, she had moved to Dubai to complete her education. It was there, amidst…
10 Minutes ago in Minnesota, Tim Walz was confirmed as…See more
Ten minutes ago in Minnesota, it was confirmed that Governor Tim Walz has been officially named [insert announcement/role/milestone]. The news quickly made headlines across the state, drawing…
30 Minutes ago in California, Jamie Foxx was confirmed as…See more
Thirty minutes ago in California, it was confirmed that award-winning actor and musician Jamie Foxx has been officially named [insert announcement/role/milestone]. The news quickly drew attention across…
30 Minutes ago in California, Jamie Foxx was confirmed as…See more
Thirty minutes ago in California, it was confirmed that award-winning actor and musician Jamie Foxx has been officially named [insert announcement/role/milestone]. The news quickly drew attention across…
