Chaos in the Drop-Off Line
Parents like Marisol Ruiz, who’d just snapped a first-day photo of her twins in matching dinosaur backpacks, watched helplessly as hazmat teams stormed the building. “The principal started screaming into a megaphone about ‘code silver’—I thought it was a drill until the fire chief started herding kids onto city buses,” Ruiz said, still clutching the now-crumpled photo.

The Aftermath
• 14 students treated for nausea/lightheadedness
• All 27 freezer-branded “TundraPro 3000” units district-wide ordered for immediate inspection
• District spokesperson Dwight Collier confirmed the leak was contained but admitted: “That freezer’s been making alien abduction noises since May”

TikTok Tells the Tale
Seventh-grader Cody Driscoll’s viral video shows the exact moment the alarm cut off his teacher mid-sentence: “If y’all look closely, you can see my math homework getting vaporized by the evil freezer cloud.” The clip already has 2.3M views with duets from students as far as Norway.