A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.
“What are you doing?” the man inquires.
“Err,” she stammers back. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out. “What’s the matter, son?” asks the father.
“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” replies his tearful toddler. Enraged, the man runs back
upstairs, flings open the wardrobe and finds his brother there absolutely naked, just as his son had said.
“You bastard, Jim,” screams the man. “My wife is over there having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring Johnny!”
Related Posts
The Surprising Reason You Should Leave an Upside-Down Glass in Your Sink Before Vacation
The Surprising Reason You Should Leave an Upside-Down Glass in Your Sink Before Vacation When it’s time to head out on vacation, most of us are pretty…
There were strange marks on my car, and finding out where they came from left me stunned.
The morning started like any other. But as I approached my car, something caught my eye—tiny, strange marks scattered across the windshield. They looked like paw prints….
After more than ten years of saving for nose surgery, you’ll be stunned by the results
Devyn Aiken has felt since she was a young child that people notice her nose first, and not in a positive way. She wondered how different life…
BBC News Anchor Declines to Say a Specific Word Live on Air
During a live broadcast, BBC news anchor Martine Croxall made headlines after skipping a term in the teleprompter—one she felt uncomfortable using. Her subtle correction quickly ignited…
Check Your Change — A Lincoln Penny Worth $336,000 Might Be Sitting There
A LINCOLN penny worth $336,000 is still in circulation today nearly 80 years after being found. The 1943 Bronze Lincoln Cent is one of the most famous…
The search for Karolina is over…
What began as a joyful celebration quickly turned into a scene of confusion and shock. A loving couple had just adopted a baby, bringing him home for…
